Monday, May 29, 2017

Luke Spencer Loves Porn And Jacking Off!!

Confession time. The person making the confession? That would be me, Luke Spencer. While my weiner is very small, I still love jacking it. When it wants to cooperate, that is. Instead of lying there limply. By the way, I like to jack it while watching porn. You might say I'm addicted.

I like the kind where the woman takes a big dump right on the guy's chest and then smears it around with her fat ass or her tits. Gross, right? Yeah, I am a very sick individual. WHY did I feel the need to share this private information? To prove that I'm not gay. Red blooded straight guys love porn, and I am a red blooded straight man.

Donald Trump (the candidate for president that I rooted for) apparently likes to watch women take a piss. Not on him, according to the Christopher Steele dossier, but on a bed in a Moscow hotel that Barack Obama and his wife slept on. The dossier says that the Trumpster paid a Russian prostitute to take a piss on the mattress while he watched.

Sounds like fun, huh? Except I'd like the woman to pee on me. Right in my face. It's called a "golden shower". Anyway... for the record, I hardly ever watch gay porn. And so what if my (again, incredibly small) weiner gets harder faster when I watch two men doing it in the butt? That most certainly does NOT mean I'm gay.

Copyright 2017 by Luke Spencer. All rights reserved. Plagiarism is strictly prohibited. IRFT-15.

2 comments:

  1. Dervish,

    Why do you waste your time on that toxic blog? Lisa works for the enemy. For the life of me, I don't know why RN, Ducky and JNJ waste their time there. But there is nothing to be gained. It's like trying to clean a public toilet in Tijuana after the water was cut off a month ago with your bare hands. Nothing but filth and disease.

    That shit eats your mind away.

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  2. Point taken, Flying Junior. BTW, I haven't seen RN commenting there recently. Anyway, FYI... the best place to communicate with me would be on one of my blogs. As opposed to one of Luke's blogs. Which this is.

    As for Luke's blog post above... I find it quite shocking that he would admit to such sick sexual perversions. With the 2nd to the last sentence of his post, I think he just confessed to being an in-the-closet and in denial gay man. But lots of people suspected this about him for awhile. Given how many of his troll comments concern gay sex.

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