Hi, my name is Luke Spencer and I am a proud gay man. There, I said it. At last I have emerged from the closet. Just kidding. Like the title of this post says, I am 100 percent straight. Or at least 51 percent. Much to the dismay of the troll Dervish Sanders. That fag is 200 percent gay.
I know this because of the fact that he really wants to have gay sex with me. In the butt, I imagine. Now, I've heard that having your prostate stimulated via butt sex feels really good, but I am not going to try it to find out. At least not a second time. Once was enough to know that I am absolutely not gay, but 100 (or so) percent straight.
Or so I keep telling myself. "Luke, listen to me. You are NOT gay" I repeat to myself over and over. I only watch gay porn out of curiosity and not because it helps me get off. I mean, when I masturbate while watching gay porn, I get super hard right away. As soon as I see the 2 male participants get naked and start orally pleasuring each other. It sickens me so much that I frequently feel the need to barf. As soon as I climax and shoot my load.
This is the kind of sick shit I bet Hom0 Sanders LOVES. A lot more than I do, in any case. The pervert. Anyway, like I said, I am NOT a homosexual! The fact is, I hate gay people. Gaywads like Dervish Sanders. I bet he's having gay butt sex with his gay Jew-hating lover Rational Nation right now! They are in my imagination, in any case. And, NO, thinking about Dervish and RN doing it does not make me (that) horny!