On The Family Of Apes That Recently Vacated The White House

If you think referring to Black people as apes or gorillas is racist, I, Luke Spencer, might have agreed with you. Until recently, that is. My opinion on this matter changed after the troll Dervish Sanders attacked my friend Radical Redneck.

Radical Redneck is a frequent commenter on the blog Who's Your Daddy. This is a blog of voters who (like me) rooted for Trump. Anyway, the troll Sanders (a bully who attacks me and others on this blog) continually refers to my friend as "the Radical Racist". What a jerk, right?

And it's only because, whenever the topic of our former First Lady Michelle Obama comes up, he makes comments like this one.

Radical Redneck: Never mind the gender - what species is THAT?! (5/23/2017 at 5:36pm).

This comment was in response to the blog host putting up pictures of Trump's wife Melania and the former president's wife Michelle. Then pointing out that only Mrs. Trump qualifies as classy. As opposed to Moochie Ubunga (the hilarious name Radical Redneck came up with for Michelle Obama), who is decidedly not classy.

And for this reason the tightass Sanders objects. Actually he ATTACKS my friend and slanders him as "racist". And, because I defended my friend, the asshole Sanders says I am a racist too! To which I say, WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

So what if Radical Redneck says Moochie Ubunga is an ape (with a flea infested tail) who doesn't walk on her hind legs? And so what if he questions what species she is? It's harmless hyperbole and not (NOT) racism, you asshole Sanders!

Anyway, the point is that Michelle Obama is Black and Melania Trump is White. And (what I think my friend is saying) is that White is classy (more highly evolved) and Black people are apes. Not that Democratic First Ladies (who aren't Black) can't be classy. They just haven't been. Democrat president's wives are almost always uggos, as another commenter pointed out.

But again, that isn't racist! Radical Redneck just calls it like he sees it. That doesn't make him a "racist", it makes him a straight shooter. Or a hilarious joke teller. Whatever lame excuse you want to use to not call the Radical one a racist. And I think his straight shooting (or hilarious joke telling) is something he should be congratulated for, not attacked! But that is what bullies like the asshole Sanders do. Which is why Lisa (the host of Who's Your Daddy) banned him. About time, I say!

Just like that family of apes was recently banned from the White House (after infesting it for 8 years). The people spoke and elected Mr. Trump in a free and fair election. The apes were kicked out. Then the place was most likely fumigated so the Trump administration could move in. Without having to worry about fleas or diseases.

Copyright 2017 by Luke Spencer. All rights reserved. Plagiarism is strictly prohibited. IRFT-14.

OK, So Now I'm A Racist

OK, so it looks like I am now a racist. Previously I was not. Previously I said that anyone who questioned the authenticity of Barack Obama's birth certificate was/is a racist. But now I'm thinking that judgement was probably way too harsh. I mean, my good friend the Radical Redneck is someone who hates Obama. He often makes racist jokes about Michelle Obama, who he calls "Moochie Ubunga".

Here is one of his recent jokes... you tell me if you think it's funny or not.

Radical Redneck: I'ma joining up with the Franklin Mint and selling replicas of the plate in Moochie's Ubunga's massive lower lip. Gonna make me one of them fortunes! It'd have to be a serving plate - it's FAR TOO BIG to be at any placesetting! LMAO! (5/14/2017 at 7:17am).

So I said that you should tell me if you find this joke funny... but I'M GOING TO TELL YOU. It's freaking hilarious! The asshole Dervish Sanders disagrees. But everyone knows what kind of scumbag he is so I don't have to worry that anyone reading his obsessive lying garbage and not knowing he is full of shit.

This jagoff writes a delusional hate filled blog about Trump being the anti-Christ, as well as lies about Will, Demarks, me, and my best buddy Radical Redneck. Read Dervish's blog and it will soon become apparent to you that he possesses a deranged obsessive psychopathic character.

I mean, who is he to judge? He calls me a homophobe. Only because I have exposed his faggotry - by revealing that he and the blogger Rational Nation are gay lovers (the sick perverts!).

And he says Radical Redneck is a racist. Only because he tells hilarious jokes (such as the one I quote above). I say that if Radical Redneck is a racist, then I am a racist too. Better to be a racist than a hater like that hom0 Dervish Sanders!

Copyright 2017 by Luke Spencer. All rights reserved. Plagiarism is strictly prohibited. IRFT-12.