Confession time. The person making the confession? That would be me, Luke Spencer. While my weiner is very small, I still love jacking it. When it wants to cooperate, that is. Instead of lying there limply. By the way, I like to jack it while watching porn. You might say I'm addicted.
I like the kind where the woman takes a big dump right on the guy's chest and then smears it around with her fat ass or her tits. Gross, right? Yeah, I am a very sick individual. WHY did I feel the need to share this private information? To prove that I'm not gay. Red blooded straight guys love porn, and I am a red blooded straight man.
Donald Trump (the candidate for president that I rooted for) apparently likes to watch women take a piss. Not on him, according to the Christopher Steele dossier, but on a bed in a Moscow hotel that Barack Obama and his wife slept on. The dossier says that the Trumpster paid a Russian prostitute to take a piss on the mattress while he watched.
Sounds like fun, huh? Except I'd like the woman to pee on me. Right in my face. It's called a "golden shower". Anyway... for the record, I hardly ever watch gay porn. And so what if my (again, incredibly small) weiner gets harder faster when I watch two men doing it in the butt? That most certainly does NOT mean I'm gay.
