Monday, January 15, 2018

I Am Absolutely Positively 100 Percent Not Gay!

Hi, my name is Luke Spencer and I am a proud gay man. There, I said it. At last I have emerged from the closet. Just kidding. Like the title of this post says, I am 100 percent straight. Or at least 51 percent. Much to the dismay of the troll Dervish Sanders. That fag is 200 percent gay.

I know this because of the fact that he really wants to have gay sex with me. In the butt, I imagine. Now, I've heard that having your prostate stimulated via butt sex feels really good, but I am not going to try it to find out. At least not a second time. Once was enough to know that I am absolutely not gay, but 100 (or so) percent straight.

Or so I keep telling myself. "Luke, listen to me. You are NOT gay" I repeat to myself over and over. I only watch gay porn out of curiosity and not because it helps me get off. I mean, when I masturbate while watching gay porn, I get super hard right away. As soon as I see the 2 male participants get naked and start orally pleasuring each other. It sickens me so much that I frequently feel the need to barf. As soon as I climax and shoot my load.

This is the kind of sick shit I bet Hom0 Sanders LOVES. A lot more than I do, in any case. The pervert. Anyway, like I said, I am NOT a homosexual! The fact is, I hate gay people. Gaywads like Dervish Sanders. I bet he's having gay butt sex with his gay Jew-hating lover Rational Nation right now! They are in my imagination, in any case. And, NO, thinking about Dervish and RN doing it does not make me (that) horny!

Copyright 2018 by Paul, AKA Luke Spencer. All rights reserved. Plagiarism is strictly prohibited. IRFT-19.

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